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Fivehundredandfifteenth
The juggernaut of
the Duke of Albany's overweeningly high opinion of himself as a bon
viveur continued to press upon his compotators, who were unable to
wrest control of the conversation from him; Ranulph Ochan'toshan had
been joined at Albany Palace by several other Members of the Ring of
Gold - Larry 'Knickers' Lauderdale, Deputy Chief Constable Duncan
Doubleday, and Quentin Ingmarsson - who were unable to get any
answers to the questions they failed dismally to articulate: "do
we know how Peter Boo managed . . . . . ?" "he is a
renowned escapologist!" "was he assisted . . . . . ?"
"and as a renowned escapologist his abilities require no outside
agency!" "and where has he . . . . . ?" "last
seen in Piccadilly or the Champs Elysee!" "does he know . .
. . . ?" "the man is of weak character and moral fibre!"
"can he tell anything to the . . . . . ?" "certainly,
and I would hope so!" "can Mr Doubleday tell us . . . . .
?" "absolutely not, indubitably!""do you . . . .
. ?" "certainly, Brunskill, give us another stiff one
each!" "no, but . . . . . ?" "and you do
appreciate that Brunskill's 'stiffies' come with a health warning!"
"and what . . . . . ?" "don't be so pedantic, dear
boy, let Brunskill open your trousers for the child to draw you out!"
"but I . . . . . ?" "you never said a truer word,
Ralphy!" "oh, golly, oh, oh, oh yes, oh!" ""come
here, Sophonisba, present yourself to me!"
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