Sentence
The Fivehundredth
And seated at an outdoor table of the
street Café, Pan and Gertie quickly relaxed, almost – but not
quite – forgetting that they were in the German capital and happily
discussed the passers-by, inventing back-stories, assignations, and
playing an impromptu form of Consequences! which
caused
them considerable hilarity; just
then a stuffed shirt paused by their table, turned and spoke
to them: “young ladies,
why, I had heard you were around here, allow me to introduce myself –
Jaimie Farringdon, I work at The Embassy,” and he handed them each
an embossed card, bearing the legend: Special Attaché to
His Brittanic Majesty's Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary
and pulling up a chair sat
facing them; with a fluffy little dust bunny of a moustache, slicked
down blonde hair and the mannerisms of an aesthete, he called a
waiter and asked for a bottle of wine the girls did not know: “I'm
something of an oenophile,” he explained, “my people own
vineyards in France, Italy
and Germany; we're all a bit concerned lest peradventure the
government back home gets too stroppy with Herr Adolf and pushes him
into a corner – I mean, we all know how we'd feel if someone did it
to us, don't we? but here's me talking politics, which I'm sure you
girls wouldn't want to be troubling your pretty heads with, so let me
guess: well, I know you,”
he said indicating Palestrina, “are
Miss
MacFarlane, because I met your brother in London – I
understand he's away down in the Holy Land again, doesn't he ever get
bored with all that sand?” and Pal simply shot him a look which
would have turned more sensitive men to stone, but was quite
oblivious to Jaimie Farringdon, and he turned towards Gertie: “and
therefore, you must be Miss Mountcastle,” to which she bowed her
head in acknowledgement, and shook his hand; at
which he leaned in closer and said: “I have been invited to attend
Herr Himmler's birthday celebration, he's the top dog in this
militia-thing they call the SS, and I have it on very good authority
that there will be a table spread with cakes and desserts, so if you
just let me settle your bill here and we can be off – it's only a
five minute walk and should be rather fun,” so, as Jaimie went in
search of the waiter, the girls opened their compacts and began
powdering their noses and Pal said to her friend: “this could be
just the introduction I've been hoping for, Gertie, so stick to me
like a limpet and keep your eyes and ears alert for any snippets –
but make sure you don't say a word of my mession to Mr Farringdon, or
anyone else from the Embassy, let them come to us, as Lady Meyrick
Henderson undoubtedly will,“ and with that he bagan to settle the
account!
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