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The Sixhundredandseventyfourth
"Today," the President said
proudly, "I have been awarded an Alphabetic Award, by The
American Association of Abecedarians, for, and I quote: 'the most
consistent examples of code-switching performed in a Public Office in
2017' and I am honoured, I am honoured, to receive this much
sought after award, it is, it's much sought after, but I have been
singled out and chosen, they chose me – think about it, I didn't
choose them, I'd never heard about this award until today, and that
goes to show how these fine people recognise me, so don't decry it,
till you try it, that's always been an axiom of mine, I think it's
safe to say . . . . ." and Hyman used the remote to switch off
the TV in the Diner and turned to Sadie and Rosa, "he can't even
read," he sighed, "it's the Analphabetic Award, they give
it to the Dummy of the Year and," he looked at his watch, "it's
only the 16th of March!"
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