Sentence The Sixhundredandthirtythird
And while Sir
Parlane MacFarlane limped quickly away from the scene of carnage,
leaving the stabbed Joanie Johnson with his dirk in her leg, his
valet Doubleday helpless with a shattered arm from the FBI Agent's
firearm, and the three strangers who had greeted him, in a state of
shock, and further along the tunnel followed a man in some sort of
uniform into what he saw was a Men's Washroom, where he quickly laid
him out with a hard blow to the back of his neck; five minutes later,
his leg into which the bullet had entered, passed through and exited,
tied with a tourniquet using the other's belt, and now dressed in the
uniform of a US Army Five Star General, he limped out, passed a group
of armed men who saluted and stood aside to let him pass, and found
himself outside the
airport with no idea how far he could travel with
the contents of the man's wallet, far away, in the Oval Office of the
White House, 45th POTUS Donald Duck Trumpet-Trousers, inexorably
signing Executive Order after Executive Order, called for a gold
receptacle of hot water in which to macerate his aching hand and
wrist, and dictated to his secretary, Svetlana, who sat upon his
knee, through his
interpreter Ingrid, on the other knee, a letter to
Miss Theresa May, Prime Minister of Engeland Swings Like a
Pendulum Do and, while it was but a parergon to his principal job
as Leader of the Free World, poured out his warm thanks for
the way she had so willingly submitted to his Superior Being,
realising, as he dictated, (what a blessing Google Translate is,
allowing Svetlana to Svetlana to type the letter in Serbo-Croat and
at the touch of a key, voilà: a sort of English version appeared
on-screen) that this was indeed a Match Made in Heaven, so
finished with a Proposal she
could not refuse, for a Closer Physical
Relationship between their two
Nations and dashed off
another to Her Botanic Majesty QE2 inviting
her to attend the Wedding at Trumpington Balmoral Tower
where she would have the
privilege of
watching him play a round of golf with his old mate Phil
The Greek and meet the New Star
of Reality TV, as featured on Tomorrow's Edition of Who Do
You Think You'll Be? which
discovers Famous Descendants of Resurrected People in History – Sir
Parlane MacFarlane
ancestor of Himself,
POTUS #45
Donald Duck Trumpet-Trousers and imminently
expected in Washington and soon
to be appointed US Ambassador to Scotland!
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