Sentence The Fourhundredandseventyfifth

Oh, they did hear the news: it reached Caber on his mobile phone, in a call from Martin Elginbrod, but they waited until they saw the report on BBC Scotland, and even then, they spent another night in the cottage; it was a night of celebration – they took it in turns to fuck Christiane, two at a time, with

her on all fours and one at each end, and when they had finished they rested and then had a bukkake session with her; it was a fact, universally agreed, that it was one of the best orgies they had all enjoyed, even Sir Parlane, and Christiane slept in his arms that night; in the morning, Knickers made a call to the local grass-tops in Police Scotland's Hawick HQ and confirmed that the reports were all true and DCC Duncan Doubleday phoned the Chief Constable and arranged for their return; Caber drove them, in the Black Maria, to Galashiels Cop Shop, where he handed over the vehicle and the Chief welcomed them back in from The Cold and even joined them in Weatherspoons for a liquid lunch; and to thank him for his help – although everyone knew he had only helped them because Doubleday had threatened to expose some of his peccadilloes if he didn't – Christiane went under the table and sucked him off, which seemed to be fair recompense and he looked very satisfied and

propitiated, and everyone was happy with the course of events; and, by this time, several of them had received invitations to visit the Duke of Albany at his Palace, where he was sheltering Ranulph Ochan'toshan from the media, and it was agreed that they would all go, as they knew the Duke would want to meet MacFarlane and his man Dominic Doubleday and the Chief was persuaded to come along too – which was how it came to be that, in several cars released from the Police Compound, where they had been examined by Professor Carolina Moonbeam's team of SOCOs, they set off for the thirty-five minute drive; they were all packed in: Sir Parlane, Dominic, Christiane and the Chief Constable in one, driven by Caber; Duncan and George Gill in the other, driven by Knickers, who would rather have had Christiane with him, because he didn't fully trust MacFarlane to recognise that Christiane was his, Lauderdale's, property, even though he made her freely available to the other members of The Ring; they stopped at Galashiels Railway Station to meet Martin Elginbrod off the southbound train and he joined Knickers, Duncan and George: “I see your Christiane is very friendly with the Chief Constable,” he said, as they bowled over the moors like spindrift, observing that her head kept bobbing down in front of the famous uniformed officer, who still wore his Cap of Office, “I

wouldn't mind some of that,” and he turned to Knickers, “it's wonderful how generous you are with her favours, Knickers,” he said, in that silky smooth voice he used when addressing a jury, “knowing that she will always come back to you – you are a very lucky man,” and Lauderdale felt his jealousy

wiped away, to be replaced with pride, for the Lawyer was right, of course, she always did return to him, demonstrating her devotion for, as she told him every day: “you are My Man, Larry, and I am Your Woman!” and he wondered if he should get her to have the operation, to make her a complete Woman!