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The Fourhundredandsixtyeighth
Little Levy
Balquhidder, just five months old, had a spirit that remembered
everything since the Beginning of Time and, after reciting the
Beatitudes in his head, in the original Hebrew, found himself, later
that afternoon, replete with his mother's creamy breast-milk,
thinking about the group of Disciples as they stood among the eager
crowd, gazing up at their leader, Jesus bar-Joseph,
Carpenter of
Nazareth, and he couldn't help experiencing the sin of Pride, just
briefly, as he thought of the hours he had spent the previous night
working on the Speech; Daniel bar-Malachi, principal speech-writer to
the ingenious leader of the small band who were going to shake up the
whole World – oh, his mother was proud when she heard about his
work, but anxious too, for they were sometimes harried from one place
to another, and even when they were not, Jesus still urged them to
hurry, as if he sensed that his time was limited; and yet, when he
spoke, time seemed to stand still, what might have been a little
homily became instead something of great meaning, great worth, great
importance – which was why Daniel had engaged a scribe to accompany
them and take down whatever The Master said, why! three donkeys now
carried all the wax tablets and the second scribe was copying them
onto papyrus which could be rolled and carried more easily in a jar,
or lighter too in a quiver: which was how, as Master Nicodemus Dumps,
he spoke to William Blake in Lambeth and mentioned Jesus as a Bow of
burnished gold and his words being the Arrows of Desire, while
telling of Jesus' own visit to Britain, not as a boy, which most
theologians consider possible, but in fact as a man, after his death
on the cross – now that was
quite a stunt, what with Simon's trick Cross and the thunder and
lightning and the secret ingredient in the soldiers' wine and the
spilling of copious amounts of hen's blood; and
he remembered, all in a blur, the decision that they couldn't return
eastward into Roman territory, so headed west, in the fishing boat
belonging to a recent convert, across a wide ocean, and
then a
strange land that seemed to stretch ahead of them
for ever until they reached the sea again, and another crossing to
another strange land where Jesus met up with a Holy Man calling
himself Buddha
and they had travelled and talked and walked
and talked and sang
polyphonic songs which were very different from those at home, before
Jesus eventually said: “I've walked as far as I can, and I ain't
going no further,” which was when he settled down with his
companion, Mary Magdalene, and Daniel and his companion Judith, and
they
raised their families and worked their land until they were too
old to do anything else but talk and talk and talk, while their
children and grandchildren worked the land and listened to
their stories; and
after Daniel died, he was born as . . . . . but that was
when his dad, Rary's voice intruded, saying: “and that was the end
of internationalisation, and little i18n found himself tucked up
until a better and braver world was
ready for him, and that's a
story for another day, goodnight, Little
Levy, sweet dreams!” and
kissed the top of his head and left the room!
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