Sentence
The Fourhundredandseventyninth
Now, Father Mungo
Macaneny would never have called Daphne's Corryvreckan grog,
for it was pure nectar, even if not moonshine, and it stirred his
memory and he was carried back to the last reunion with his old
grappling chums and their stories of the heyday when the rule of
omerta ensured that the
kayfabe of the wrestling game was strictly
maintained by all participants, for there was a genuine cameraderie,
with courtesy and respect, whether you were Jackie Pallo, Mick
McManus, Gorgeous Joe Cornelius, of Muckle Murdo Macaneny;
their trainers commanded almost filial love, the boys felt more like
siblings than colleagues, with strong bonds between them and their
quarrels in the ring –
pure show - regarded as a crucial
element which they acknowledged with ready lief, knowing that
millions were watching them at home on Saturday afternoons, on top of
(and sometimes literally) the fervent fans who packed into sweaty
halls, from Croydon to Battersa, East Ham to Fulham and beyond, every
week, and universally acknowledging the truth: that every pantomime
needs a hero, and a villain, and that Wrestling is Pantomime with the
choreography of classical Ballet, and Mungo was fortunately 'One
They Love To Hate' and that extra kudos gave him a new dimension
which
increased his wages every week; and every week without fail, he
landed in the lap of one of the knitters who crowded the ringside
rows fervently berating the opponents of their heroes, screaming
“behind you!” and who, if they got half a chance, would skewer
the Nasty with their needles, but this before the days of Health
and Safety at Work and before he experienced that same
conversion as St Paul and became The Battling Priest for five
years until he hung up his gloves and shook hands with commentator
Kent Walton after the final live broadcast on 28th September 1985,
and he now blinked away a tear and leered at the ladies!
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