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The Fourhundredandfortyfourth
Gertie was extremely relieved when the
train arrived in Berlin exactly at the announced time – achieved,
it should be said, by a twentythree minute stop just two miles before
the station, during which several passengers were seen alighting from
it and walking along the track, but when she pointed this out to
Palestrina, her new friend gave that tinkly laugh which reminded
Gertie of the indescribably sweet WPC Isa Urquhart, her cousin and
mentor, and Gertie wondered what had become of all her family and
friends, and whether they were missing her; but then they arrived, to
all the bustle of a great terminus, and the two girls found
themselves, in the company of a hulking porter, pushing their way
through the mass of humanity which always seems drawn to such a
place, lovers to plight their troth, and enemies their wroth –
though, in all probability, they are only other travellers in the
process of arriving or departing, just like oneself – and then they
were flung into a taxi, with their luggage strapped into an open
space beside the driver, and en route to The Grand Babylon
Hotel,
which Pal confided, was not quite so Babylonian as it used to
be; “alas, old Felix Babylon has semi-retired to sunnier and more
amenable climes, you'll remember him from Arnold Bennett's tale set
in the London establishment, which sadly has gone down in the world
and now belongs to that vulgar man, Hilton, but although Felix has
left, this Grand Babylon, which was the first and most
opulent
of his Hotels, still has something of the lustre it possessed of old,
and is now managed by Felix's heir assumptive, Ferdinand, Count
Tantamount – a Palatine, and, whisper it, reputedly a 'love-child'
of Old Kaiser Bill, so that's tres felicitous –
still draws guests from all
over
the known world, and beyond! but,
forsooth, we needs must send up our trousseaux to our roomsand then
we can take a few minutes for a little drink in The
Rotunda, to calm our frayed
nerves after that nerve-racking taxi ride, but la! Gertie – you see
there,” she pointed towards a fine orthographic depiction
of Babylon in which the calligrapher had been able to represent the
famous Hanging Gardens in his (or her!) Arabic
lettering: “oh,” breathed
Gertie, “it's abso-bloody-lutely Divine!”
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