There was a slight kerfuffle as the
tatterdemalion trio of visitors tried to seat themselves around Dewey
Trumpet-Trousers' round table which, with its lilac-upholstered
couches which matched the walls, contributed to the wan complexion of
the President, a man who rarely ventured into the sun as it's
brightness pained his sensitive eyes, as he sipped at the syllabub
handed to him by Dolores Bambona, his very personal secretary
and Chief of Staff, and over the rim of his glass watched the others
stretch for their drinks which Dolores had deliberately placed just
out of their reach; and the
President wondered how many men have the
opportunity of meeting their ancestors from eight hundred years ago,
in the flesh, alive and kicking, especially after that explosion
forty years ago to the day which CIS DC scientists reported had
transformed them into atoms, intermingled with the walls, doors,
furnishings, indeed everything which had been contained within the
basement – it had broken his father's heart, his only consolation
being that the son of Sir Parlane MacFarlane and Marie Doubleday had
been one of the children who survived, being tucked up and asleep in
their beds upstairs at the time: Pippin Doubleday-MacFarlane
succeeded his father to the Baronetcy and was now, at 45, America's
Ambassador to Scotland, which had become an independent republic in
2020 and Dewey was still trying to work out how Pippin could become
his ancestor too – for he was openly gay and neither he nor
his husband was interested in having a child by IVF – oh, it was
all too difficult for him to work out; MacFarlane was speaking and
Dewey tried to re-focus: "Am urny a
latitudinarian," he was
saying, "ah dinny ken whit happened efter Dom here lit the
match, jist a big flash an when ah opened me een, we wiz in a vault
wi stacks of gowd bars, ah've nevva seen sic a sicht afore in ma
life; ah thocht ah'd been eighty-sixed bi sum execration, an pit thru
an alembic, ah felt awfy strange, an there wis Dom an Marie, an then
yer men-at-arms cam in an seized us an brocht us up here – wha ur
ye? ye look kinda like the Pres, but yer ower young, jist a
whippersnapper, whaur's Donald Duck, that's whit ah want tae ken and
whaur is oo onywey?"
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